It really sucks ass when your robot learns laziness and starts sleeping in
until like 11 A.M. You might be up and at ‘em, ready to go for a walk, but he or
she’s just laying there, mouth open, hand on battery pack. Like dangling a
carrot in front of a donkey, it’s important to keep your robot motivated for
optimum performance. Sure, the robot can still be your friend, but he must learn
his place in the pecking order. Insolent sleeping habits will not be tolerated.
Insert this mp3 into the robot’s sensory control panel and watch him
Download this mp3. Bop around your house to it. Wake up. I'll see you at the pool.
The Polish Ambassador: Robot Motivation