Where was I when this happened?
Wait, there's more: "The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva’s pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear’s ears with ‘water-retentive’ hands."
Lactiferous breasts, water-retentive hands, and bearskin rugs?
This is too much for me to handle this early in the morning.
But you know I totally want to go and see this.